A gentleman knows when to hold his lady’s hand, and when to pull her hair.

(Fuente: treatingherwell, vía mindlessmandie)

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(Fuente: vvant, vía uadjit)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Fuente: africans, vía uadjit)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*