A gentleman knows when to hold his lady’s hand, and when to pull her hair.
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*